so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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