It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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