i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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