but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
wow bdsm is so cute
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
