its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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