Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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