Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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