I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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