I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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