HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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