So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Girls should come with a carfax report
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Randomize
