Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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