Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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