3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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