What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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