He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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