I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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