What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I think my moral compass just broke
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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