the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I am available for nakedness
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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