Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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