he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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