If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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