yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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