I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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