Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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