Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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