We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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