you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
