I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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