My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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