If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Soap is not a condiment
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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