it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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