yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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