Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I skipped work to stalk him.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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