who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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