I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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