I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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