So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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