Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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