doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I think your dad took our porno
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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