she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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