who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I fill condoms, not promises.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You don't make any sense
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