I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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