The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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