I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
we're chasing vodka with high fives
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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