Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just gift wrapped bread.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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