Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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