fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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