I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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