Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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