i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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