Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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