Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
do herpes really smell.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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