worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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